100% Pure, Uncut Colombian Wednesday One-Liner

Girl on cell: Yeah, well, her sister is like the prettier version of her in that 'not having to try as hard, wear as much makeup, and do as much coke' kind of way.

–Bowery Street

NYU premed student: I live off of jelly beans and Doctor Pepper. (whispers) and cocaine.

–NYU Student Center

Overheard by: Steve

Nerdy-looking guy: The cocaine I just bought is fair trade.

–Brazen Head, Brooklyn

Guy to friends: I don't even take Nyquil and you think I do cocaine?

–Chinatown

Overheard by: Samantha

Crazy-looking blonde girl to boyfriend: I tried to throw it up, then realized I'd rather just do blow.

–Greenpoint.