Toddler walking with mom: I can't drink any more iced tea. Cause when I drink iced tea, I get crazy.
–1st Ave & 12th St
Overheard by: leshka
Man, yelling: I am not crazy! Do I look crazy? I am not crazy! You don't know me! Where you going? I'm not finished!
–125th & 5th
Middle-aged Hispanic woman to cute younger girl: On a scale of 1 to crazy, he goes all the way over the limit, girl. Trust and believe!
–Houston St
Girl on phone: Dude, that bitch is crazy! What did I tell you about shitting where you eat?
(pause) Well I'm sure she's fine now, but what about when she tries to push someone else into traffic?
–23 & 6th