…And Mine's Huge and Pink!

Little girls: (open umbrellas)
Mother: Close them now!
Little girl #1 to little girl #2: You're stupid…
Little girl #2: Mine's bigger and pink.
Mother, pointing at daughters: I said… close them now. If you don't, I will throw them away and you will get wet next time it rains. Your dresses and hair will get wet and I'll cut your hair out and throw your dresses away!
Little girls: (close their umbrellas and hang their heads in shame)

–M15 Bus

Overheard by: Michael Bastianelli