Mid­dle-aged man, in­to his cell phone: It’s an oneg-shab­bat. It’s just a big din­ner where every­one can meet each oth­er and talk. It’s on­ly a few hun­dred dol­lars for you to spon­sor it. [pause] Well, it’s re­al­ly not a din­ner. It’s just some fruit and plates for peo­ple to pick at.

– Mid­town