Hobo #1: Check this out. He spits something across the car. Hobo #2: What was that?
Hobo #1: Tooth.
Hobo #2: Nice, nice. –F train A junkie hobo walks directly into the store’s window, almost breaking his nose. Seeing this, his homeless buddy responds, rather outraged: Again?! –Dunkin Donuts, 23rd St. between Broadway & Park Overheard by: Astrid Vanderpool