Woman #1: Oh God, I think I’m get­ting a hor­ri­ble yeast in­fec­tion.
Woman #2: Mak­ing bagels down there, huh?
Woman #1: Oh no, I’m not Jew­ish. I’m mak­ing Irish So­da Bread.

–Penn Sta­tion

Girl #1: I have noth­ing green to wear on Thurs­day.
Girl #2: What do you mean, you don’t own any green? You’re Irish! Green is our col­or! Along with beer.

–Metro-North

Over­heard by: Christa Bram­berg­er