Stumbling drunk: Viva Mexico! Fuck all the niggers! I hate niggers! Viva Mexico!

–Union Square

Woman: …and did you hear him say that he brainwashed my husband when he was in Iraq?

–27th Street elevator

Old junkie: You red-headed nigga! I saw you on 2nd street! You had an office…in somone’s funky ass! And you’re from Europe!

–F train

Overheard by: Ali