Dude: Hey, watch it! Hey!
Old guy: What?
Dude: That’s very rude.
Old guy: I said “ex­cuse me”.
Dude: Well I did­n’t hear it.
Old guy: Well maybe you should lis­ten next time.
Dude: Well maybe you should kiss my ass, fag.
Old guy: Fuck off and die.

–Bor­ders men’s room, 32nd & 2nd