Guy: Just because I got a felony doesn’t mean I’m going to jail.

–outside Kew Gardens Criminal Courthouse

Overheard by: Scott Bee 

Man walking down the street with a wooden square around his neck says: I’m an innocent man! I’ve been framed, I’m tellin’ ya!

–Carmine & Bleecker

Black guy: Yo, do y’all got $6? Whoa, whoa, listen, I’m Black but I’m no criminal! 

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Erica Gridelli