Tourist guy: We’re stay­ing down on Two Av­enue. Now do they say Two Av­enue or Sec­ond Av­enue here?

–Colum­bus Cir­cle

Over­heard by: Chess

Tourist woman: We’re in Man­hat­tan, right?

–Times Square

Tourist girl: Can’t we like, just call a cab? You know, like, “Hi, we need a cab, pick us up here?”

–42nd be­tween Broad­way & 6th

Over­heard by: Heather Hunter

Tourist guy: Do they just breed dogs small­er here, or what?

–Broad­way & As­tor

Over­heard by: jil­lyp­ick­le