Girl #1: Oh my god, I re­al­ly need to shit so bad, there’s no way I can meet him like this!
Girl #2: Go in there, I’m sure they’ll let you, you know…
Girl #1: They have cock­roach­es in there; I’d nev­er put my ass down where there are cock­roach­es.
Girl #2: But you’d put your ass down where there’s cock.
Girl #1: Maybe…but not with so much junk up there right now.

–7th & A