Girl: If you ever make me sleep in an ATM vestibule again, I am so dump­ing you.

–Grand Cen­tral

Woman on cell: Yeah, sure, go ahead and break my heart, but don’t keep my CDs.

–3rd & A

Over­heard by: Ki­ra

Cry­ing woman on cell: No, I don’t want to do it with you. I just want the mon­ey!

–66th & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Char­lie

Chick on cell: Yeah, I was there like you said but he was­n’t there. You said he’d be there!…Well, fuck you too! I’m go­ing to kill you when I get home you moth­er­fuckin’ bas­tard! You bet­ter say good­bye to your balls!…What?…Yeah. Sure. I’m up for some Chi­nese later…Bye baby…I love you too, pump­kin.

–Canal & West Broad­way

Cashier guy: I told you I have a girl­friend, that’s why my face is all scratched up.”

–Home De­pot, 59th Street