Snack guy: Peanuts! Get your peanuts here! Buy one, get the sec­ond for the same price!

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Hel­loClairice

Suit #1: He ba­si­cal­ly crawled up my ass and start­ed punch­ing me from the in­side.
Suit #2: Nice pic­ture, dude. Christ.

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Brett

Girl on cell: I’m here in Harlem right next to Yan­kee Sta­di­um.

–4 train

Woman: It’s a good thing we got here ear­ly. I don’t want to miss the kick­off.

–Shea Sta­di­um

Chick #1: Boo, you’re gonna miss!
Chick #2: Aren’t you cheer­ing for the wrong team?
Chick #1: I was­n’t cheer­ing, I was mak­ing an omi­nous pre­dic­tion.

–Rich­mond Coun­ty Ball­park

Over­heard by: Bec­ka Dash

Guy #1: I thought that girl was his daugh­ter. He has to be in his 50s.
Guy #2: I know, it’s skeev­ing me right out.
Guy #1: What do you think? She’s 22 or 23?
Guy #2: Dude, she’s a hard 18 tops.

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Todd Ho­ran