Girl: So are you still up­set about her?
Guy: No, it’s okay, her breath smells funny…like poop.
Girl: I had a swim coach like that. So does her breath re­al­ly smell like poop?
Guy: Did you have to say it that loud?

–New York Pub­lic Li­brary, 40th & 5th

Over­heard by: An­drew Marsh