Girl: Ginger is what pussy would look like if it was sliced.

–Sako Sushi, Amsterdam Avenue

Overheard by: Joanna Kim

Girl: What is that?
Guy #1: Tuna.
Girl: Tuna with what?
Guy #2: Tuna with delicious.

–Sushi Seki, 1st Avenue

Overheard by: KMR