Teen boy #1: So I got­ta go home, change, and then meet her and go to church.
Teen boy #2: Who the hell goes to church on a Fri­day night? How of­ten do you go to church?
Teen boy #1: Mon­days, Wednes­days and Fridays…sometimes Sun­days.
Teen boy #2: Damn dude, when are you gonna have time to lose your vir­gin­i­ty, dude?
Teen boy #1: That’s what I’m work­ing on, man!

–F train

Over­heard by: Geisa