Chick #1: You know if I was go­ing to be home­less, I would­n’t choose New York. I’d go some­place warm.
Chick #2: Yeah, I’d go to Flori­da.
Chick #1: Or New Or­leans. Well, not now, but it would have been good.
Chick #2: At least Myr­tle Beach.
Chick #1: Yeah. If I were home­less I would­n’t stay here. I’d go to Aru­ba.

–58th & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Tri­cia Morall