Guy #1: Can you think of any­one who, in their prime, was hot­ter than Jes­si­ca Al­ba is right now?
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, to­tal­ly. Like, Brid­get Bar­dot, and Apol­lo­nia in Pur­ple Rain.

–5th Av­enue & 10th Street

Over­heard by: Christi­na Walk­er