Guy #1: Well, you know, I am a Mets fan.
Guy #2: Dude, then you’re okay in my book. You could mur­der pup­pies and that’s okay so long as you’re a Mets fan!
Guy #3: Um, he does.
Guy #2: Ex­act­ly! You can to­tal­ly mur­der pup­pies if you’re a Mets fan!
Guy #3: No, he re­al­ly does.
Guy #2: To­tal­ly!
Guy #3: He’s a vet.
Guy #1: I am.

–Par­ty, 74th & 1st