Girl #1: Wow, your out­fits are so cool.
Girl #2: Thanks!
Girl #1: Do you have any more glow bracelets?
Girl #2: Yeah, a lot
Girl #1: Can I have one?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh…So be­fore when I said your out­fits were cool: I was to­tal­ly ly­ing.

–Joshua Tree ladies’ room, 3rd Av­enue

Over­heard by: e jack