Dude #1: I did­n’t brush my tongue this morn­ing.
Dude #2: Yeah, I did­n’t have a cig­a­rette.
Dude #1: No, I saw a sign that said, “Have you brushed your tongue to­day?”
Dude #3: No, you just have to go to the bath­room and throw up a lit­tle and then you’ll be all set.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: tanech­ka