Hip­ster guy: Last night my girl­friend called me Caligu­la.
Chick: That’s re­al­ly scary, ’cause he was crazy and evil. Why did she call you Caligu­la?
Hip­ster guy: I don’t know. I mean, I guess I could un­der­stand if she was talk­ing about his big cock.

–Of­fice, 84th & 3rd

Over­heard by: da sarkastik nin­ja.