Guy #1: So what are you do­ing this week­end?
Guy #2: I am head­ing out for my niece’s birth­day par­ty.
Guy #1: Nice. Is she hot?
Guy #2: Well she’s on­ly 3, but she has some cute 4 year old friends I could in­tro­duce you to.

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Bri­an