Guy #1: I don’t get why they call it the 7 Years War if it did­n’t re­al­ly take 7 full years.
Guy #2: Well then, why don’t you write your own moth­er­fuck­ing text­book about his­to­ry and call it what­ev­er the fuck you want? And no­body will read it, be­cause you don’t know shit about what we’re do­ing sec­ond se­mes­ter!

–Ful­ton & Broad­way