Busi­ness­man la­dy: I’ll have a light lat­te please, with brown sug­ar. You do have brown sug­ar, don’t you?
Coun­ter­girl: Um, no.
Busi­ness­man la­dy: Well, then give me your finest, finest grade sug­ar, all right?
Coun­ter­girl: Oh. Sure.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, 93rd & 1st

Over­heard by: Gi­na Loia­cono