Guy: I’ll have a pret­zel.
Ven­dor man: What kind?
Guy: Plain.
Ven­dor man: No salt?
Guy: No. With salt.
Ven­dor man: Salt is not plain.
Guy: Okay, with salt. Is that ex­tra?
Ven­dor man: No, salt is salt. The oth­er is plain. Like white peo­ple.

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: Col­le­giate Cutie