Guy #1: So that Egypt­ian ba­by girl with two heads died. A brain in­fec­tion from when they re­moved the ex­tra head.
Guy #2: Is this re­al or from the Week­ly World News?
Guy #1: No, it’s re­al. The ex­tra head could on­ly smile and blink.
Guy #3: So the ex­tra head could give head…It had a use…Ha, ha, ha!
Guy #1: You are re­al­ly a sick moth­er­fuck­er.

–51st & Lex­ing­ton