Asian guy: Ted­dy Roo­sevelt, there was a man. Out of the days when men could club women over the head and drag them off.

Asian chick: Hmm.

Asian guy: What I’m say­ing is — my the­sis is — the po­si­tion I’m tak­ing is — the ar­gu­ment I’m mak­ing is — there’s nev­er been a suc­cess­ful ma­tri­ar­chal so­ci­ety.

Asian chick: Hmm.

Asian guy: By­ron “The Whizzer” White! He was a man. He could do it all. Fem­i­nism is bull­shit. That’s what I love about you. I can’t talk like this around most girls.

Asian chick: Hmm.

–Tony’s Di Napoli, 84th & 2nd