Sub­ur­ban­ite guy: I was in this re­la­tion­ship for, like, eight months. We were in the same, like, men­tal place, y’­know, like we were both so gay, like “Oh, I love you, I love you.”
Sub­ur­ban­ite chick: Wait, gay?
Sub­ur­ban­ite guy: Y’­know, like, corny.

–Metro-North train

Over­heard by: Pitr