15-year-old on cell: Why would they invade Lebanon? We’ve got nothing they want. All we’ve got are trees.
–64th & 5th
Overheard by: Caroline
Professor Obvious, on Hezbollah situation: It’s, like, so Old Testament. They really need to come up off that shit.
–Wooster & Houston
B&T mom on cell: God, honey, calm down. I’m in Manhattan, not Lebanon.
–American Girl Place, 49th & 5th
Overheard by: Courtney
Wannabe cartographer: Where’s Hezbollah…Like, it’s a city in Iran, right?
–Mug Café, E 13th St