Girl: Why don’t you ever in­vite me to the dorms?
Guy: ‘Cause if you wan­na come, you should ask.
Girl: Well, do you want me to come over?
Guy: If I don’t have to study, yeah.
Girl: Well then you should in­vite me!
Guy: Why?
Girl: ‘Cause it would make me hap­py!
Guy: What the hell do I care?
Girl: Well, you would­n’t go down on me if you did­n’t want me to be at least pleased.
Guy: That…is prob­a­bly the best ar­gu­ment you could have made.
Girl: I’m so glad no one speaks Eng­lish on this train.

–1 train

Over­heard by: Vicks­burg