Queen #1: Where do you want to eat?
Queen #2: I don’t care. As long as there are no carbs, I’ll eat any­thing.
Queen #1: I know, let’s go there. [Points to Mex­i­can place] You can have the beans and, ooh, they have the best corn. That’s a good carb.
Queen #2: Corn? I can’t have corn; I’m get­ting fucked tonight!

–51st & 9th