Cus­tomer You Greek?
Wait­ress: Greek Or­tho­dox.
Cus­tomer: So you’re Greek.
Wait­ress: No, that’s my re­li­gion, they call it Greek Or­tho­dox.
Cus­tomer: But you’re from Greece, right?
Wait­ress: No, Be­larus.
Cus­tomer: Rus­sia?
Wait­ress: Be­larus. It’s the for­mer USSR. It’s be­tween Rus­sia and Poland.
Cus­tomer: I nev­er heard of it. It must be very small.
Wait­ress: It’s not small.
Cus­tomer: It must be very small.
Wait­ress: It’s the size of France. France is quite big, ac­tu­al­ly.
Cus­tomer: I bet­ter look at a map.
Wait­ress: Yeah, you’d bet­ter.

–Din­er, Park Slope