Crackhead to French girls: This side of the station is for crackheads only. You are in violation of code 113, this area is reserved for crackheads only. So move now. –110th St Train Station Film man: Gimme five minutes and I’ll give you my left nut. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: S&J Suit on cell: You hooked up with a 300-pound girl? –14th & 3rd Ave Mexican guy: You look like 50 Cent. But in Mexico, your name would be 50 Pesos. –Caliente Cab Restaurant , 488 3rd Ave Overheard by: Mon Thug: My wife hit me up for fitty bucks, and then my girl hit me up for another fitty bucks, and now I’m all tapped out. –7 Train Overheard by: Juliet Conductor: Come on people! You were born with two eyes. If you would just use them to see that there are three different doors to the train, you would know that you’re holding people up trying to go home! Use your eyes and head and go in another door that people aren’t trying to get out of…Use the head people…Use the head! –1 Train Overheard by: megan Econ major: So is that quadrillion as in past trillion? –Classroom, NYU