Girl on cell: You don’t play with my tits enough! You just go right to it, and avoid the girls! I need some tit­ty ac­tion!
Suit on cell, lis­ten­ing: I got­ta go, I have to try to pick this girl up. I’ve nev­er had a bet­ter come-on line in my life!

–Du­ane Reade, Colum­bus Ave

Over­heard by: VERON­I­CA