Lati­no guy: Can I have a bag­gy dog?

–Roo­sevelt Ave, Queens

Over­heard by: petilipois

Pro­fes­sor: And here this writer will be read­ing from her first nov­el Dog­gy Style, which is prob­a­bly about tak­ing your dogs out and meet­ing oth­er peo­ple in the city.

–Hunter Col­lege, cre­ative writ­ing class­room

Over­heard by: Brownsvil­le­girl

Woman: Ex­cuse me, I have to put my hand up my dog’s ass.

–Colum­bus & 67th St

Girl: I can nev­er vi­su­al­ize peo­ple’s faces. Like my mom. I know she has nice cheek­bones, so I try and vi­su­al­ize her cheek­bones. But then she just turns in­to this weird cat.

– Din­er, 10th Ave

Woman: Cats are bitch­es! They think they’re bet­ter than you. I hate cats.

–89th St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: right­eous queen

Man, singing to daugh­ter in stroller: 11 pup­pies, 11 pup­pies, we’re search­ing for… 24 pup­pies!

–Sheri­dan Square

Over­heard by: thaler

Teen girl: Your cat has got­ten high be­fore me!

–8th St & 4th Ave

Hip­ster girl: The kit­tens got on the stove and turned the gas on. I got home and it was like Fight Club but with kit­tens. I’ll prob­a­bly give them away to the AS­P­CA or to suck­ers like you.

–L train

Over­heard by: Philip