Chick com­plain­ing about look­ing for room­mates: The prob­lem with to­day is that every­body’s Jew­ish.

–Dob­bin & Nor­man

Over­heard by: Sam Tresler

Young qua­si-gang­ster to friends: Even if you’re not Jew­ish, you’re, like… Jew­ish.

–Post-Yan­kees game on B train

Over­heard by: In­di­ana

Tourist chick: How, how, how can there be no Jew­ish deli? All I want is a tongue sand­wich and a fuck­ing piece of piz­za!

–Grand Cen­tral Sta­tion

Over­heard by: X‑tal

La­dy suit: Are you say­ing you’d rather be with a Jew­ish per­son than a wife-beat­er?

–18th & 6th

Over­heard by: emi­ly

JAP: Shik­sas are to­tal­ly not al­lowed on Jdate!

–71st & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Deb­Dan

Chick in stall to friend: It must be a Jew­ish thing, but when­ev­er there’s food around I have to eat it — even if I’m not hun­gry.

–Re­stroom, Loews Cin­e­ma, 11th & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: Em

Queer: No, like, of course you’re not Jew­ish. I just want­ed to check be­fore I dissed the Jews.

–113th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: hilla