Teeny­bop­per #1: Ugh… I hate those over­ly-proud His­pan­ics!
Teeny­bop­per #2: They dri­ve me in­sane! They’re like, ‘Oh my god, Pa­pi, 100 per­cent Boricua! Hol­la at me!‘
Teeny­bop­per #1: Why can’t they speak good Eng­lish?
His­pan­ic woman: I be­lieve you mean to say, ‘Why can’t they speak Eng­lish well?‘
Teen boy: Owned!

–L train

Over­heard by: Laugh­ing to my­self