Ghet­to girl: My boss makes us take off on Jew­ish hol­i­days and don’t even pay us!
Ghet­to friend: That’s messed up.
Ghet­to girl: I know. I don’t cel­e­brate no Yip­per Kip­per! I wan­na say to him, ‘I ain’t Jew­ish, nig­ga.’

–L train

Over­heard by: Car­o­line