Bim­bette: What’s the plur­al of ‘Je­sus’? Je­sus­es? Je­si?
Friend: Why would you ever need to plu­ral­ize ‘Je­sus’? There’s on­ly one!
Bim­bette: Well, like, if you were at a Hal­loween par­ty or some­thing and you had to tell your friend ‘There were, like, eight Je­si at the par­ty last night!‘
Friend: Just stop talk­ing.

–Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: Irasian