Dude #1: You know gay guys can’t be part of the Army?
Dude #2: Nah, man. That’s grimy. Why would they de­ny gay peo­ple like that for?
Dude #1: Well, les­bians are al­lowed to serve, just not male les­bians.
Dude #2: Dude, male les­bians are straight guys, aren’t they?
Dude #1: Oh, my bad. I meant gay guys. Yeah, gay guys.
Dude #2: Why can’t gay guys be in the Army?
Dude #1: ‘Cause they’re afraid straight guys will beat the shit out of them.
Dude #2: Well, why don’t they have, like, a sep­a­rate bat­tal­ion for them, you know what I’m say­ing?
Dude #1: Dude, that’s seg­re­ga­tion. That’s il­le­gal.
Dude #2: Is­n’t it seg­re­ga­tion by not al­low­ing them to be part of the Army?
Dude #1: Word. That’s mad deep.

–E23rd St & Lex

Over­heard by: Lisa