Ghet­to guy #1: That broad last night was a dude, man.
Ghet­to guy #2: Nah, yo, she was fine.
Ghet­to guy #1: Yo, nig­ga, you was mak­ing out with a man.
Ghet­to guy #2: She had a fine ass, though.
Ghet­to guy #1: It was a man, yo!
Ghet­to guy #2: I ain’t gay though, right?

–E train, 53rd & Lex

Over­heard by: Tina B=Tits McGee