Girl: Those weath­er web­sites are so un­re­li­able. They all say dif­fer­ent things. The oth­er day, I went to one, and it was like, ‘Part­ly sun­ny.’ Okay. Then I went to an­oth­er, and it was like, ‘Par­ty cloudy.’ They’re all dif­fer­ent.

–NYU res­i­dence hall, Lafayette St

Over­heard by: Rusty V

Guy sell­ing um­brel­las: Acid rain in the fore­cast to­day. Acid rain all day. Get your um­brel­las!

–86th & Lex

Over­heard by: Won­der­ing what the um­brel­las were made out of

Girl: The rain is the tears of Re­pub­li­cans.

–Hamil­ton Hall, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: alex

High school chick on cell: The glac­i­ers are gonna melt and the sea is gonna rise, and then you best hope it does­n’t rain… I don’t know, I haven’t read that far yet.

–Spring St

Over­heard by: Dan

Suit on cell: It’s rain­ing like a whore!

–Penn Sta­tion