Tip­sy 15-year-old girl #1: … And then they gave her a breathal­iz­er, and my mom said I could­n’t drink ’til ninth grade!
Tip­sy 15-year-old girl #2: My broth­er got a breathal­iz­er!
Tip­sy 15-year-old girl #3: I want a breathal­iz­er.
Tip­sy 15-year-old girl #1: Why?
Tip­sy 15-year-old girl #3: To play with!

–In­di­an restau­rant, 6th St & 1st Ave

Over­heard by: Ohmy­god­stopserv­ingth­em