White girl #1: Shit, did you just see those mount­ed hors­es?
White girl #2: No fuckin’ way… I can’t be­lieve they have them here.
White girl #1: Yeah… In Cen­tral Park is one thing, but not in ghet­to Brook­lyn.
White girl #2: Yeah, the last thing I ex­pect­ed to see here is hors­es on cops… [Pause] Did I just say ‘hors­es on cops’? I meant cops on hors­es.
White girl #1: Yeah, I don’t think there’s ever a need to see hors­es on cops. Well, ex­cept maybe in Je­re­my’s bed­room.

–Crown Heights, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Nan­cy­Cz