Teen girl #1: So wait, what does ‘DUM­BO’ stand for?
Teen girl #2: Down Un­der the Man­hat­tan Bridge Over­pass.
Teen girl #1: Oooh, so then that area by the Brook­lyn Bridge is ‘BUM­BO,’ right?

–Grimaldi’s, DUM­BO

Over­heard by: michael Cian­cio