Home­less man: You need to pray to Je­sus every­day. Do you thank Je­sus for your food or your fam­i­ly or the news­pa­per? The dev­il is killing you through news­pa­pers and the me­dia. Are you thank­ful to Je­sus? He loves you if you talk to him every­day.
Queer: I would be thank­ful to Je­sus if you would stop shout­ing in my ear so I can lis­ten to Be­y­on­ce’s newest al­bum.

–N train

Over­heard by: Brina Guild

Head­line by: kem­padimes


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