Woman on cell: Are you re­al­ly sur­prised that Mar­cus turned out to be a se­r­i­al killer?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: shex

Col­lege dude on cell: No, the en­tire male species is go­ing to die, re­mem­ber?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: glad i’m a girl.

Avi­a­tor-wear­ing rock­er wannabe: Dude, se­ri­ous­ly, think about it. Why aren’t there more se­r­i­al killers?!

–Union Square West at 16th St

Guy: You know, I pray for the days when I find bod­ies…

–Lorimer St & Met­ro­pol­i­tan Ave

Co­lum­bia news­pa­per re­porter: Dude, you can’t just kill one per­son and be a se­r­i­al killer. You have to work up to be­ing a se­r­i­al killer.

–Co­lum­bia Spec­ta­tor Of­fice

Over­heard by: And you know from ex­pe­ri­ence?

Cashier to friend: Yeah, there’s this cou­ple that comes in every week and rents se­r­i­al killer movies.

–Brook­lyn Video Rental Store

Over­heard by: tiff

Con­duc­tor: Thank you for rid­ing MTA, and re­mem­ber to smile. You’ll con­fuse the peo­ple who want to kill you!

–L train

Over­heard by: Paige