Male grad stu­dent #1: So, I got an email from my teacher to­day.
Male grad stu­dent #2: Oh, yeah?
Male grad stu­dent #1: Yeah… She thinks I’m a good teacher.
Male grad stu­dent #2: Oh… So noth­ing about…?
Male grad stu­dent #1: No, noth­ing about my gor­geous smile or sparkling per­son­al­i­ty.
Male grad stu­dent #2: Oh.
Male grad stu­dent #1: She to­tal­ly wants me. I can tell.

–A train, be­tween 42nd & 50th St

Over­heard by: laurs