Man: Oh my god. This coffee right here — the best coffee I’ve ever had.
Employee: And only 85 cents!
Man: 85 cents! Look at that! You can’t get anything in New York for only 85 cents!
Girl holding Skittles: Except Skittles.
Man: What is that? What’s it called?
Man: Oh, man, I gotta get me some of that stuff.
–Happy Mart, 8th St
Overheard by: happy customer at happy mart